Fandalites - An Animorphs Podcast http://www.fandalites.com Brent & Jenna's weekly discussion of K. A. Applegate's Animorphs series. New episodes every Friday! Fri, 08 Mar 2019 02:05:12 -0800 https://podbean.com/?v=5.5 en This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License. Arts:Literature 1440 serial Fandalites is Brent & Jenna's weekly discussion of the Animorphs series by K. A. Applegate Fandalites Fandalites No true https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/image-logo/1997580/Fandalites-01-downsampled.jpg Fandalites - An Animorphs Podcast http://www.fandalites.com 144 144 Episode 1 - I actually met Tobias when he had his head in a toilet Episode 1 - I actually met Tobias when he had his head in a toilet https://www.fandalites.com/e/book-1-the-invasion-i-met-tobias/ https://www.fandalites.com/e/book-1-the-invasion-i-met-tobias/#comments Mon, 28 Aug 2017 11:55:22 -0700 http://www.fandalites.com/e/book-1-the-invasion-i-met-tobias/ Brent & Jenna learn about the intergalactic war between the yeerks & the andalites. Prince Elfangor grants them the power of podcasting. H3C473's origin story is revealed.

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]]> Brent & Jenna learn about the intergalactic war between the yeerks & the andalites. Prince Elfangor grants them the power of podcasting. H3C473's origin story is revealed.

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]]> Fandalites true No 1397 1 full Episode 2 - Have you been fixed, Fluffer McKitty? Episode 2 - Have you been fixed, Fluffer McKitty? https://www.fandalites.com/e/episode-2-have-you-bee-fixed-fluffer-mckitty/ https://www.fandalites.com/e/episode-2-have-you-bee-fixed-fluffer-mckitty/#comments Fri, 08 Sep 2017 08:14:35 -0700 fandalites.podbean.com/episode-2-have-you-bee-fixed-fluffer-mckitty-24b00f90dd1700f333f1ee8f1a4eedd1 In this episode, nobody cares about Rachel's safety or personal boundaries, & human controllers are wasting their lives. H3C473 goes on the run.

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]]> In this episode, nobody cares about Rachel's safety or personal boundaries, & human controllers are wasting their lives. H3C473 goes on the run.

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]]> Fandalites true No 2605 2 full Episode 3 - Ladyhawks in Refrigerators Episode 3 - Ladyhawks in Refrigerators https://www.fandalites.com/e/episode-3-ladyhawks-in-refrigerators/ https://www.fandalites.com/e/episode-3-ladyhawks-in-refrigerators/#comments Fri, 15 Sep 2017 08:00:00 -0700 fandalites.podbean.com/episode-3-ladyhawks-in-refrigerators-24b00f90dd1700f333f1ee8f1a4eedd1 Tobias wants to cuttle another hawk, the animorphs pollocks up a brill-iant plan, and we porpoise a lot of fanfiction just for the halibut.  Tuna in to this week’s Fandalites!  (I’m so sorry)

 

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]]> Tobias wants to cuttle another hawk, the animorphs pollocks up a brill-iant plan, and we porpoise a lot of fanfiction just for the halibut.  Tuna in to this week’s Fandalites!  (I’m so sorry)

 

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]]> Fandalites true No 2362 3 full Episode 4 - The One With the Dolphins Episode 4 - The One With the Dolphins https://www.fandalites.com/e/episode-4-the-one-with-the-dolphins/ https://www.fandalites.com/e/episode-4-the-one-with-the-dolphins/#comments Fri, 22 Sep 2017 08:00:00 -0700 fandalites.podbean.com/episode-4-the-one-with-the-dolphins-24b00f90dd1700f333f1ee8f1a4eedd1 Grab your Lisa Frank trapper keeper and set your VCR for SeaQuest because we're gonna talk a whole lot about dolphins in this ep 🐬

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]]> Fandalites true No 2494 4 full Episode 5 - A Very Primitive Sort of Fleer Episode 5 - A Very Primitive Sort of Fleer https://www.fandalites.com/e/episode-5-a-very-primitive-sort-of-fleer/ https://www.fandalites.com/e/episode-5-a-very-primitive-sort-of-fleer/#comments Fri, 29 Sep 2017 08:00:00 -0700 fandalites.podbean.com/episode-5-a-very-primitive-sort-of-fleer-24b00f90dd1700f333f1ee8f1a4eedd1 In this week's episode we find out what Andalites actually look like (hint: IT'S NOT HOW YOU THINK). Also get ready to have your minds freaked, y'all: Visser One is Marco's dead goddamned mom. Everyone hates Visser Three in this week's Fandalites!

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]]> In this week's episode we find out what Andalites actually look like (hint: IT'S NOT HOW YOU THINK). Also get ready to have your minds freaked, y'all: Visser One is Marco's dead goddamned mom. Everyone hates Visser Three in this week's Fandalites!

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]]> Fandalites true No 2359 5 full Episode 6 - Book 6 Is When The War Crimes Started Episode 6 - Book 6 Is When The War Crimes Started https://www.fandalites.com/e/episode-6-book-6-is-when-the-war-crimes-started/ https://www.fandalites.com/e/episode-6-book-6-is-when-the-war-crimes-started/#comments Fri, 06 Oct 2017 08:00:00 -0700 fandalites.podbean.com/episode-6-book-6-is-when-the-war-crimes-started-24b00f90dd1700f333f1ee8f1a4eedd1 The yeerks have their best plan yet, Jake gets controlled by Tom’s yeerk & nature is terrifying. H3C473 begins compiling a list of known controllers. Do controllers dream of electronic eyes? Listen & find out!

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]]> The yeerks have their best plan yet, Jake gets controlled by Tom’s yeerk & nature is terrifying. H3C473 begins compiling a list of known controllers. Do controllers dream of electronic eyes? Listen & find out!

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]]> Fandalites true No 2313 6 full Episode 7 - No Good Parents In the Animorphs Episode 7 - No Good Parents In the Animorphs https://www.fandalites.com/e/episode-7-no-good-parents-in-the-animorphs/ https://www.fandalites.com/e/episode-7-no-good-parents-in-the-animorphs/#comments Fri, 13 Oct 2017 08:37:28 -0700 fandalites.podbean.com/episode-7-no-good-parents-in-the-animorphs-24b00f90dd1700f333f1ee8f1a4eedd1 Brent & Jenna agree this is the best book yet! We finally meet the Ellimist, Tobias is a downer again, the Animorphs deal a huge blow to the yeerks & there are no good parents in the Animorphs series. H3C473 starts recruiting.

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]]> Brent & Jenna agree this is the best book yet! We finally meet the Ellimist, Tobias is a downer again, the Animorphs deal a huge blow to the yeerks & there are no good parents in the Animorphs series. H3C473 starts recruiting.

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]]> Fandalites true No 2683 7 full Megasode 1 - All Our Plans Are Working Out So Well Megasode 1 - All Our Plans Are Working Out So Well https://www.fandalites.com/e/megasode-1-all-our-plans-are-working-out-so-well/ https://www.fandalites.com/e/megasode-1-all-our-plans-are-working-out-so-well/#comments Fri, 20 Oct 2017 08:00:00 -0700 fandalites.podbean.com/megasode-1-all-our-plans-are-working-out-so-well-24b00f90dd1700f333f1ee8f1a4eedd1 Things get desperate when the Visser Three unleashes an alien that can sense morphing, Rachel has amnesia and they actually let Marco drive. Brent and Jenna get liquored up in the first ever Megasode!

 

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Megamorphs Cocktail Recipe #1: Jake - Tiger’s Blood

1 part Watermelon Vodka 1 part Coconut Rum 1 part Strawberry Liqueur (we used Giffard creme de Fraise des bois)

Combine ingredients in a syrup bottle and shake, pour over a snowcone to serve

 

 

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]]> Things get desperate when the Visser Three unleashes an alien that can sense morphing, Rachel has amnesia and they actually let Marco drive. Brent and Jenna get liquored up in the first ever Megasode!

 

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Megamorphs Cocktail Recipe #1: Jake - Tiger’s Blood

1 part Watermelon Vodka
1 part Coconut Rum
1 part Strawberry Liqueur (we used Giffard creme de Fraise des bois)

Combine ingredients in a syrup bottle and shake, pour over a snowcone to serve

 

 

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]]> Fandalites true No 4259 8 full Episode 8 - Everyone Loves a Good 'ing' Episode 8 - Everyone Loves a Good 'ing' https://www.fandalites.com/e/episode-8-everyone-loves-a-good-ing/ https://www.fandalites.com/e/episode-8-everyone-loves-a-good-ing/#comments Fri, 27 Oct 2017 07:05:47 -0700 fandalites.podbean.com/episode-8-everyone-loves-a-good-ing-24b00f90dd1700f333f1ee8f1a4eedd1 A madcap comedy featuring some light angst and a lot of alien terminology - Ax gets firsthand experience with human activities like “School,” “the movies” and “family dinner.”  Hold hands and intertwine fingers with your shorm for this week’s Fandalites!

 

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]]> A madcap comedy featuring some light angst and a lot of alien terminology - Ax gets firsthand experience with human activities like “School,” “the movies” and “family dinner.”  Hold hands and intertwine fingers with your shorm for this week’s Fandalites!

 

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]]> Fandalites true No 3017 9 full Episode 9 - The Morons of Smell Episode 9 - The Morons of Smell https://www.fandalites.com/e/episode-9-the-morons-of-smell/ https://www.fandalites.com/e/episode-9-the-morons-of-smell/#comments Fri, 03 Nov 2017 08:00:00 -0700 fandalites.podbean.com/episode-9-the-morons-of-smell-24b00f90dd1700f333f1ee8f1a4eedd1 Gabba gabba, hey! The Animorphs band together for their most dangerous mission yet: caring for some adorable skunk babies. Visser 3 gets dunked on & then dunked in grape juice in this week’s Fandalites.

 

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]]> Gabba gabba, hey! The Animorphs band together for their most dangerous mission yet: caring for some adorable skunk babies. Visser 3 gets dunked on & then dunked in grape juice in this week’s Fandalites.

 

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]]> Fandalites true No 2318 10 full Episode 10 - A Big Wad of Marco Episode 10 - A Big Wad of Marco https://www.fandalites.com/e/episode-10-a-big-wad-of-marco/ https://www.fandalites.com/e/episode-10-a-big-wad-of-marco/#comments Fri, 10 Nov 2017 06:00:00 -0800 fandalites.podbean.com/episode-10-a-big-wad-of-marco-24b00f90dd1700f333f1ee8f1a4eedd1 The title of this book is a spoiler (sorry).  Listen in to find out how a Chee reverse yeerk‘d a yeerk, how right Jenna’s been and the origin of all Good Boys 🐶

 

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]]> The title of this book is a spoiler (sorry).  Listen in to find out how a Chee reverse yeerk‘d a yeerk, how right Jenna’s been and the origin of all Good Boys 🐶

 

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]]> Fandalites true No 2671 11 full Episode 11 - Blue Light Special on High-Ranking Controllers Episode 11 - Blue Light Special on High-Ranking Controllers https://www.fandalites.com/e/episode-11-blue-light-special-on-high-ranking-controllers/ https://www.fandalites.com/e/episode-11-blue-light-special-on-high-ranking-controllers/#comments Fri, 17 Nov 2017 06:00:00 -0800 fandalites.podbean.com/episode-11-blue-light-special-on-high-ranking-controllers-24b00f90dd1700f333f1ee8f1a4eedd1 HOO! HOO! HOO! HOOHOOHOOHOO! HAH! HAH! HAH! It’s another rushed, unplanned last-minute mission! We get some more information about how morphing works, & Ax’s racism ruins the day, but is retroactively unwritten. How the fuck does time travel even work on this week’s Fandalites.

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]]> HOO! HOO! HOO! HOOHOOHOOHOO! HAH! HAH! HAH! It’s another rushed, unplanned last-minute mission! We get some more information about how morphing works, & Ax’s racism ruins the day, but is retroactively unwritten. How the fuck does time travel even work on this week’s Fandalites.


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]]> Fandalites true No 2044 12 full Episode 12 - Boyz Eleven Men Episode 12 - Boyz Eleven Men https://www.fandalites.com/e/episode-12-boyz-eleven-men/ https://www.fandalites.com/e/episode-12-boyz-eleven-men/#comments Fri, 01 Dec 2017 06:00:00 -0800 fandalites.podbean.com/episode-12-boyz-eleven-men-24b00f90dd1700f333f1ee8f1a4eedd1 How do you spell the Tim Allen noise? Marco’s a llama, Jake’s a hypocrite and Rachel has an allergic reaction to romance on this week’s Fandalites!

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]]> How do you spell the Tim Allen noise? Marco’s a llama, Jake’s a hypocrite and Rachel has an allergic reaction to romance on this week’s Fandalites!


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]]> Fandalites true No 2157 13 full Episode 13 - BCC Me On Your Thought Speak Episode 13 - BCC Me On Your Thought Speak https://www.fandalites.com/e/episode-13-bcc-me-on-your-thought-speak/ https://www.fandalites.com/e/episode-13-bcc-me-on-your-thought-speak/#comments Fri, 08 Dec 2017 06:00:00 -0800 fandalites.podbean.com/episode-13-bcc-me-on-your-thought-speak-24b00f90dd1700f333f1ee8f1a4eedd1 🦅❤️🐻😘👌

 

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]]> 🦅❤️🐻😘👌

 

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]]> Fandalites true No 2015 14 full Episode 14 - Chekhov's Field Trip Sign Up Sheet Episode 14 - Chekhov's Field Trip Sign Up Sheet https://www.fandalites.com/e/episode-14-chekhovs-field-trip-sign-up-sheet/ https://www.fandalites.com/e/episode-14-chekhovs-field-trip-sign-up-sheet/#comments Fri, 15 Dec 2017 06:00:00 -0800 fandalites.podbean.com/episode-14-chekhovs-field-trip-sign-up-sheet-24b00f90dd1700f333f1ee8f1a4eedd1 Alien toilet: fact or fiction?  A documentary featuring Jonathan Frakes and Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill 👽💩

 

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]]> Alien toilet: fact or fiction?  A documentary featuring Jonathan Frakes and Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill 👽💩

 

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]]> Fandalites true No 2275 15 full Episode 15 - Saint Marco, Prophet of the Irony Gods Episode 15 - Saint Marco, Prophet of the Irony Gods https://www.fandalites.com/e/episode-15-saint-marco-prophet-of-the-irony-gods/ https://www.fandalites.com/e/episode-15-saint-marco-prophet-of-the-irony-gods/#comments Fri, 12 Jan 2018 06:00:00 -0800 fandalites.podbean.com/episode-15-saint-marco-prophet-of-the-irony-gods-24b00f90dd1700f333f1ee8f1a4eedd1 Terror at the Aquadome! Thrill as devious mutant hammerheads gang up on our heroes!  Chill as Marco faces his mother in one-on-one combat!  This get fishical in this week’s Fandalites!

 

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]]> Terror at the Aquadome! Thrill as devious mutant hammerheads gang up on our heroes!  Chill as Marco faces his mother in one-on-one combat!  This get fishical in this week’s Fandalites!

 

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]]> Fandalites true No 1803 16 full Episode 16 - The Two Great Weapons Adults Have Are Whiskey & Pills Episode 16 - The Two Great Weapons Adults Have Are Whiskey & Pills https://www.fandalites.com/e/episode-16-the-two-great-weapons-adults-have-are-whiskey-pills/ https://www.fandalites.com/e/episode-16-the-two-great-weapons-adults-have-are-whiskey-pills/#comments Fri, 19 Jan 2018 06:00:00 -0800 fandalites.podbean.com/episode-16-the-two-great-weapons-adults-have-are-whiskey-pills-24b00f90dd1700f333f1ee8f1a4eedd1 Drive-In Totals 5 Public Morphs 1 Insect Near Death Experience 2 Animal-related distractions Computers Hacking Diaper Stealing Bear Mopping 3 Impaled Guards Yeerk cannibalism!   Joe Bob says check it out!

 

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]]> Drive-In Totals
5 Public Morphs
1 Insect Near Death Experience
2 Animal-related distractions
Computers Hacking
Diaper Stealing
Bear Mopping
3 Impaled Guards
Yeerk cannibalism!
 
Joe Bob says check it out!

 

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]]> Fandalites true No 2853 17 full Episode 17 - Book 17 is When They Started Using Chemical Weapons Episode 17 - Book 17 is When They Started Using Chemical Weapons https://www.fandalites.com/e/episode-17-book-17-is-when-they-started-using-chemical-weapons/ https://www.fandalites.com/e/episode-17-book-17-is-when-they-started-using-chemical-weapons/#comments Fri, 26 Jan 2018 06:00:00 -0800 fandalites.podbean.com/episode-17-book-17-is-when-they-started-using-chemical-weapons-24b00f90dd1700f333f1ee8f1a4eedd1 Zeere-a's un ilee-a leefing hees heed.  H3C473 firms suoppurt gruoups.  York york york!

 

CW: Discussion of suicide

 

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]]> Zeere-a's un ilee-a leefing hees heed.  H3C473 firms suoppurt gruoups.  York york york!

 

CW: Discussion of suicide

 

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]]> Fandalites true No 2462 18 full Episode 18 - Benedict Andalite Episode 18 - Benedict Andalite https://www.fandalites.com/e/episode-18-benedict-andalite/ https://www.fandalites.com/e/episode-18-benedict-andalite/#comments Fri, 02 Feb 2018 06:00:00 -0800 fandalites.podbean.com/episode-18-benedict-andalite-24b00f90dd1700f333f1ee8f1a4eedd1 In this episode the Jake Formerly Known As Prince teams up with Ax to blow up a continent on Leera and they’re somehow still the good guys. Sidebar: this raises lots of questions about how morphing works. Sidebar to the sidebar: get the extra frosting. It’s worth it.

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]]> In this episode the Jake Formerly Known As Prince teams up with Ax to blow up a continent on Leera and they’re somehow still the good guys. Sidebar: this raises lots of questions about how morphing works. Sidebar to the sidebar: get the extra frosting. It’s worth it.


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]]> Fandalites true No 2579 19 full Megasode 2 - Dannyknockorus and Michaelceratops Megasode 2 - Dannyknockorus and Michaelceratops https://www.fandalites.com/e/megasode-2-dannyknockorus-and-michaelceratops/ https://www.fandalites.com/e/megasode-2-dannyknockorus-and-michaelceratops/#comments Fri, 09 Feb 2018 06:00:00 -0800 fandalites.podbean.com/megasode-2-dannyknockorus-and-michaelceratops-24b00f90dd1700f333f1ee8f1a4eedd1 We're back again with another megapode!  A Sanrio rip takes the gang back to the time of the dinosaurs.  Tobias knowns all of their names, and it turns out that ants are just not nice people.  Life, uh, finds a way in this week's Fandalites!

 

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Megamorphs Cocktail Recipe #2: Ax - Cinnabon

 

1 part Fireball whiskey 3 parts cream soda

Combine ingredients in a glass with ice. Stir.

(recipe discovered on Before You Wine)

 

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]]> We're back again with another megapode!  A Sanrio rip takes the gang back to the time of the dinosaurs.  Tobias knowns all of their names, and it turns out that ants are just not nice people.  Life, uh, finds a way in this week's Fandalites!

 

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Megamorphs Cocktail Recipe #2: Ax - Cinnabon

 

1 part Fireball whiskey
3 parts cream soda

Combine ingredients in a glass with ice. Stir.

(recipe discovered on Before You Wine)

 

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]]> Fandalites true No 4134 20 full Episode 19 - The Frug or the Twist or Whatever Episode 19 - The Frug or the Twist or Whatever https://www.fandalites.com/e/episode-19-the-frug-or-the-twist-or-whatever/ https://www.fandalites.com/e/episode-19-the-frug-or-the-twist-or-whatever/#comments Fri, 16 Feb 2018 06:00:00 -0800 fandalites.podbean.com/episode-19-the-frug-or-the-twist-or-whatever-24b00f90dd1700f333f1ee8f1a4eedd1 Cassie has a crisis of faith that ends just as badly as it possibly can, until it doesn't.  Everything gets solved by Deus Ex Morphina on this week's Fandalites!

 

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]]> Cassie has a crisis of faith that ends just as badly as it possibly can, until it doesn't.  Everything gets solved by Deus Ex Morphina on this week's Fandalites!

 

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]]> Fandalites true No 2569 21 full Hork-Bajirisode 1 - Fear & Loathing in Sector 5, RG-22578-4 Hork-Bajirisode 1 - Fear & Loathing in Sector 5, RG-22578-4 https://www.fandalites.com/e/hork-bajirisode-1-fear-loathing-in-sector-5-rg-22578-4/ https://www.fandalites.com/e/hork-bajirisode-1-fear-loathing-in-sector-5-rg-22578-4/#comments Fri, 23 Feb 2018 06:00:00 -0800 fandalites.podbean.com/hork-bajirisode-1-fear-loathing-in-sector-5-rg-22578-4-24b00f90dd1700f333f1ee8f1a4eedd1 It's Hork-Bajirisode #1!  In which we learn some upsetting things about Andalites, the Hork-Bajir are very chill, and at least the grass tastes fine.

 

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]]> It's Hork-Bajirisode #1!  In which we learn some upsetting things about Andalites, the Hork-Bajir are very chill, and at least the grass tastes fine.

 

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]]> Fandalites true No 2188 22 full Hork-Bajirisode 2 - Rolling in Father Deep Hork-Bajirisode 2 - Rolling in Father Deep https://www.fandalites.com/e/hork-bajirisode-2-rolling-in-father-deep/ https://www.fandalites.com/e/hork-bajirisode-2-rolling-in-father-deep/#comments Fri, 02 Mar 2018 06:00:00 -0800 fandalites.podbean.com/hork-bajirisode-2-rolling-in-father-deep-24b00f90dd1700f333f1ee8f1a4eedd1 Hork-Bajir Chronicles part 2: Esplin is somewhat competent so... what happened?  It's the entire series in miniature on this week's Fandalites! Read along with us! The Hork-Bajir Chronicles: http://amzn.to/2EJponI Book 20: http://amzn.to/2EHAxrD Book 21: http://amzn.to/2CE3GyG

]]> Hork-Bajir Chronicles part 2: Esplin is somewhat competent so... what happened?  It's the entire series in miniature on this week's Fandalites!

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]]> Fandalites true No 2585 23 full Episode 20 - Prepare to Be Depressed Episode 20 - Prepare to Be Depressed https://www.fandalites.com/e/episode-20-prepare-to-be-depressed/ https://www.fandalites.com/e/episode-20-prepare-to-be-depressed/#comments Fri, 09 Mar 2018 06:00:00 -0800 fandalites.podbean.com/episode-20-prepare-to-be-depressed-24b00f90dd1700f333f1ee8f1a4eedd1 There's a new animorph in town - Brent and Jenna feel *very* differently about him.  Come hear Brent rush to the defense of a white male sociopath in this week's Fandalites! Read along with us! Book 20: http://amzn.to/2EHAxrD Book 21: http://amzn.to/2CE3GyG Book 22: http://amzn.to/2F1R9KC

]]> There's a new animorph in town - Brent and Jenna feel *very* differently about him.  Come hear Brent rush to the defense of a white male sociopath in this week's Fandalites!

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]]> Fandalites true No 2528 24 full Episode 21 - No One Has Prettier Bloodsucking Mouthparts Than Me Episode 21 - No One Has Prettier Bloodsucking Mouthparts Than Me https://www.fandalites.com/e/episode-21-no-one-has-prettier-bloodsucking-mouthparts-than-me/ https://www.fandalites.com/e/episode-21-no-one-has-prettier-bloodsucking-mouthparts-than-me/#comments Fri, 16 Mar 2018 07:00:00 -0700 fandalites.podbean.com/episode-21-no-one-has-prettier-bloodsucking-mouthparts-than-me-24b00f90dd1700f333f1ee8f1a4eedd1 The David situation escalates!  Learn about the Letterman code, hologramception & those fucking popular kids in this week’s Fandalites.

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]]> The David situation escalates!  Learn about the Letterman code, hologramception & those fucking popular kids in this week’s Fandalites.

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]]> Fandalites true No 2920 25 full Episode 22 - Halloween Face, Earth Day Heart Episode 22 - Halloween Face, Earth Day Heart https://www.fandalites.com/e/episode-22-halloween-face-earth-day-heart/ https://www.fandalites.com/e/episode-22-halloween-face-earth-day-heart/#comments Fri, 23 Mar 2018 07:00:00 -0700 fandalites.podbean.com/episode-22-halloween-face-earth-day-heart-24b00f90dd1700f333f1ee8f1a4eedd1 This episode is the biggest bummer yet.  Rachel makes some hard choices & struggles with making some hard choices.  The Animorphs are Outrageous, insane, out of control, and violent in this week’s Fandalites!

 

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]]> This episode is the biggest bummer yet.  Rachel makes some hard choices & struggles with making some hard choices.  The Animorphs are Outrageous, insane, out of control, and violent in this week’s Fandalites!

 

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]]> Fandalites true No 2089 26 full Episode 23 - The Size Is Embarrassing, Really Episode 23 - The Size Is Embarrassing, Really https://www.fandalites.com/e/episode-23-the-size-is-embarrassing-really/ https://www.fandalites.com/e/episode-23-the-size-is-embarrassing-really/#comments Fri, 30 Mar 2018 07:00:00 -0700 fandalites.podbean.com/episode-23-the-size-is-embarrassing-really-24b00f90dd1700f333f1ee8f1a4eedd1 Alan. Fucking. Fangor.

 

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]]> Alan.
Fucking.
Fangor.

 

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]]> Fandalites true No 2634 28 full Episode 24 - If You Die in the Morph, You Die in Real Life Episode 24 - If You Die in the Morph, You Die in Real Life https://www.fandalites.com/e/episode-24-if-you-die-in-the-morph-you-die-in-real-life/ https://www.fandalites.com/e/episode-24-if-you-die-in-the-morph-you-die-in-real-life/#comments Fri, 06 Apr 2018 07:00:00 -0700 fandalites.podbean.com/episode-24-if-you-die-in-the-morph-you-die-in-real-life-24b00f90dd1700f333f1ee8f1a4eedd1 Go forth, mighty podcasters! Go forth into the internet! All the airwaves shall tremble before the Fandalites. All will obey us. All will be our slaves. For only we are truly worthy to be Lords of the Podcast.

- Posthumous Exhortation of the Emperor. From the log of the Fandalite ship, Galaxy Blaster

 

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]]> Go forth, mighty podcasters! Go forth into the internet! All the airwaves shall tremble before the Fandalites. All will obey us. All will be our slaves. For only we are truly worthy to be Lords of the Podcast.

- Posthumous Exhortation of the Emperor. From the log of the Fandalite ship, Galaxy Blaster

 

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]]> Fandalites true No 1739 27 full Episode 25 - Actual Cannibal Taxxon LaBeuof Episode 25 - Actual Cannibal Taxxon LaBeuof https://www.fandalites.com/e/episode-25-actual-cannibal-taxxon-labeuof/ https://www.fandalites.com/e/episode-25-actual-cannibal-taxxon-labeuof/#comments Fri, 13 Apr 2018 07:00:00 -0700 fandalites.podbean.com/episode-25-actual-cannibal-taxxon-labeuof-24b00f90dd1700f333f1ee8f1a4eedd1 EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A ANIMORPHS BOOK INTO THE SLOT. ITS THE EXTREME AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MORPHS ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, MARCO. I DO EVERY MORPH AND I DO EVERY MORPH HARD. MAKIN SHLOOPING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME VENBER BASTARDS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY ESCAPED THE NORTH POLES YEERK OUTPOST. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JERKS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE LINES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNING. THEN I LIFT

]]> EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A ANIMORPHS BOOK INTO THE SLOT. ITS THE EXTREME AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MORPHS ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, MARCO. I DO EVERY MORPH AND I DO EVERY MORPH HARD. MAKIN SHLOOPING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME VENBER BASTARDS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY ESCAPED THE NORTH POLES YEERK OUTPOST. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JERKS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE LINES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNING. THEN I LIFT

]]> Fandalites true No 2509 29 full Episode 26 - This Podcast Certified Free of the Spirits of Fictional Characters Episode 26 - This Podcast Certified Free of the Spirits of Fictional Characters https://www.fandalites.com/e/episode-26-this-podcast-certified-free-of-the-spirits-of-fictional-characters/ https://www.fandalites.com/e/episode-26-this-podcast-certified-free-of-the-spirits-of-fictional-characters/#comments Fri, 20 Apr 2018 07:00:00 -0700 fandalites.podbean.com/episode-26-this-podcast-certified-free-of-the-spirits-of-fictional-characters-24b00f90dd1700f333f1ee8f1a4eedd1 JAKE AND CASSIE KISS!!! Oh, yeah, also the Ellimist sets up a Space Jam with the alien devil.  Why would anyone ask for help from this clown college?  Find out on this week's Fandalites!

]]> JAKE AND CASSIE KISS!!! Oh, yeah, also the Ellimist sets up a Space Jam with the alien devil.  Why would anyone ask for help from this clown college?  Find out on this week's Fandalites!

]]> Fandalites true No 2004 30 full Alan Fangorsode 1 - You Look Like Centaurs, Only With No Torsos Alan Fangorsode 1 - You Look Like Centaurs, Only With No Torsos https://www.fandalites.com/e/alan-fangorsode-1-you-look-like-centaurs-only-with-no-torsos/ https://www.fandalites.com/e/alan-fangorsode-1-you-look-like-centaurs-only-with-no-torsos/#comments Fri, 27 Apr 2018 07:00:00 -0700 fandalites.podbean.com/alan-fangorsode-1-you-look-like-centaurs-only-with-no-torsos-24b00f90dd1700f333f1ee8f1a4eedd1 Part 1 of 3!  Brent & Jenna dive headfirst into the Andalite Chronicles, careful to keep their hooves out of the gore.

]]> Part 1 of 3!  Brent & Jenna dive headfirst into the Andalite Chronicles, careful to keep their hooves out of the gore.

]]> Fandalites true No 2405 31 full Alan Fangorsode 2 - We Are Young, Heartache to Heartaches We Stand Alan Fangorsode 2 - We Are Young, Heartache to Heartaches We Stand https://www.fandalites.com/e/alan-fangorsode-2-we-are-young-heartache-to-heartaches-we-stand/ https://www.fandalites.com/e/alan-fangorsode-2-we-are-young-heartache-to-heartaches-we-stand/#comments Fri, 04 May 2018 07:00:00 -0700 fandalites.podbean.com/alan-fangorsode-2-we-are-young-heartache-to-heartaches-we-stand-24b00f90dd1700f333f1ee8f1a4eedd1 Dr. Pepper™ Presents: Andalite Chronicles Book 2 - Alloran's Choice (an Elfangor side story)

]]> Dr. Pepper™ Presents: Andalite Chronicles Book 2 - Alloran's Choice (an Elfangor side story)

]]> Fandalites true No 2444 32 full Alan Fangorsode 3 - Uzumaki 2: Junjimorphs Alan Fangorsode 3 - Uzumaki 2: Junjimorphs https://www.fandalites.com/e/alan-fangorsode-3-uzumaki-2-junjimorphs/ https://www.fandalites.com/e/alan-fangorsode-3-uzumaki-2-junjimorphs/#comments Fri, 11 May 2018 06:39:57 -0700 fandalites.podbean.com/alan-fangorsode-3-uzumaki-2-junjimorphs-24b00f90dd1700f333f1ee8f1a4eedd1 Keep Air Hoods™ Brand Anti-Asphyxiation devices out of reach of children due to risk of accidental asphyxiation

]]> Keep Air Hoods™ Brand Anti-Asphyxiation devices out of reach of children due to risk of accidental asphyxiation

]]> Fandalites true No 3154 33 full Episode 27 - The Chee-Net Privacy Act Signed By Bill Clinton in 1995 Episode 27 - The Chee-Net Privacy Act Signed By Bill Clinton in 1995 https://www.fandalites.com/e/episode-27-the-chee-net-privacy-act-signed-by-bill-clinton-in-1995/ https://www.fandalites.com/e/episode-27-the-chee-net-privacy-act-signed-by-bill-clinton-in-1995/#comments Fri, 18 May 2018 06:22:23 -0700 fandalites.podbean.com/episode-27-the-chee-net-privacy-act-signed-by-bill-clinton-in-1995-24b00f90dd1700f333f1ee8f1a4eedd1 Oh my god ax ate a snail with his hoof

]]> Oh my god ax ate a snail with his hoof

]]> Fandalites true No 2758 34 full Episode 28 - Kissing: It's Definitely Got A Purpose Episode 28 - Kissing: It's Definitely Got A Purpose https://www.fandalites.com/e/episode-28-kissing-its-definitely-got-a-purpose/ https://www.fandalites.com/e/episode-28-kissing-its-definitely-got-a-purpose/#comments Fri, 25 May 2018 07:00:00 -0700 fandalites.podbean.com/episode-28-kissing-its-definitely-got-a-purpose-24b00f90dd1700f333f1ee8f1a4eedd1 Ax discovers that four legs is not always better when he struggles with the sentience of cows in this (surprisingly) not Cassie-POV book.  Fandalites will return after these messages.

]]> Ax discovers that four legs is not always better when he struggles with the sentience of cows in this (surprisingly) not Cassie-POV book.  Fandalites will return after these messages.

]]> Fandalites true No 2681 35 full Episode 29 - Kandrona: It's Got What Yeerks Crave Episode 29 - Kandrona: It's Got What Yeerks Crave https://www.fandalites.com/e/episode-29-kandrona-its-got-what-yeerks-crave/ https://www.fandalites.com/e/episode-29-kandrona-its-got-what-yeerks-crave/#comments Fri, 01 Jun 2018 07:00:00 -0700 fandalites.podbean.com/episode-29-kandrona-its-got-what-yeerks-crave-24b00f90dd1700f333f1ee8f1a4eedd1 Five Eels Blown From the End of a Fire Hose Arcing Through the Air Toward a Burning Building

]]> Five Eels
Blown From the End of a Fire Hose
Arcing Through the Air
Toward a Burning Building

]]> Fandalites true No 2221 36 full Megasode 3 - The Gang Kills Hitler Megasode 3 - The Gang Kills Hitler https://www.fandalites.com/e/megasode-3-the-gang-kills-hitler/ https://www.fandalites.com/e/megasode-3-the-gang-kills-hitler/#comments Fri, 08 Jun 2018 07:15:00 -0700 fandalites.podbean.com/megasode-3-the-gang-kills-hitler-2c9bcc82af8ec7a710439be792753b9c Get ready for some dark teen business on this week's Fandalites.

 

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Megamorphs Cocktail Recipe #3: Tobias - Red Tailed Hawk

1/2 part Galliano 1/2 part Killepitsch 1/2 part fresh lime juice 1 part brandy splash of grenadine brandied cherry for garnish

Shake brandy, Galliano, Killepitsch and lime juice with ice. Pour a small splash of grenadine in the bottom of a martini glass, followed by the cherry. Slowly pour the shaker into the glass, attempting to distrub the grenadine as little as possible.

 

]]> Get ready for some dark teen business on this week's Fandalites.

 

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Megamorphs Cocktail Recipe #3: Tobias - Red Tailed Hawk

1/2 part Galliano
1/2 part Killepitsch
1/2 part fresh lime juice
1 part brandy
splash of grenadine
brandied cherry for garnish

Shake brandy, Galliano, Killepitsch and lime juice with ice. Pour a small splash of grenadine in the bottom of a martini glass, followed by the cherry. Slowly pour the shaker into the glass, attempting to distrub the grenadine as little as possible.

 

]]> Fandalites true No 4143 37 full Episode 30 - visserone77@aol.com Episode 30 - visserone77@aol.com https://www.fandalites.com/e/episode-30-visserone77aolcom/ https://www.fandalites.com/e/episode-30-visserone77aolcom/#comments Fri, 15 Jun 2018 06:57:28 -0700 fandalites.podbean.com/episode-30-visserone77aolcom-ae447f8892afd5672fad0a017aacedd5 They got the metric system in France, they wouldn't know what the fuck a Yeerk is

]]> They got the metric system in France, they wouldn't know what the fuck a Yeerk is

]]> Fandalites true No 2240 38 full Episode 31 - Hendrick Chapman Goes Antiquing Episode 31 - Hendrick Chapman Goes Antiquing https://www.fandalites.com/e/episode-31-hendrick-chapman-goes-antiquing/ https://www.fandalites.com/e/episode-31-hendrick-chapman-goes-antiquing/#comments Fri, 22 Jun 2018 07:00:00 -0700 fandalites.podbean.com/episode-31-hendrick-chapman-goes-antiquing-3153c6f8dc703a5a6463e6493402ce30 Jake makes bad decisions: a story in one act

]]> Jake makes bad decisions: a story in one act

]]> Fandalites true No 2499 39 full Alternasode 1 - Marco Touches His Huge Gorilla Alternasode 1 - Marco Touches His Huge Gorilla https://www.fandalites.com/e/alternasode-1-marco-touches-his-huge-gorilla/ https://www.fandalites.com/e/alternasode-1-marco-touches-his-huge-gorilla/#comments Fri, 13 Jul 2018 07:30:00 -0700 fandalites.podbean.com/alternasode-1-marco-touches-his-huge-gorilla-ab16fa95ba0a769e20f8867a6f67f981 "But what is the giraffe for?"

]]> "But what is the giraffe for?"

]]> Fandalites true No 4691 40 full Alternasode 2 - Paupipo, Prince of the Giraffe Star Alternasode 2 - Paupipo, Prince of the Giraffe Star https://www.fandalites.com/e/alternasode-2-paupipo-prince-of-the-giraffe-star/ https://www.fandalites.com/e/alternasode-2-paupipo-prince-of-the-giraffe-star/#comments Fri, 20 Jul 2018 07:00:00 -0700 fandalites.podbean.com/alternasode-2-paupipo-prince-of-the-giraffe-star-1a5e080963c144cff98d58a72156428b When pizza's in a Sanrio Rip you can have pizza anytime because time no longer maters.  Fuck time."

]]> When pizza's in a Sanrio Rip you can have pizza anytime because time no longer maters.  Fuck time."

]]> Fandalites true No 2380 41 full Episode 32 - Left Brained People Love Everyone, Right Brained People Love Knives Episode 32 - Left Brained People Love Everyone, Right Brained People Love Knives https://www.fandalites.com/e/episode-32-left-brained-people-love-everyone-right-brained-people-love-knives/ https://www.fandalites.com/e/episode-32-left-brained-people-love-everyone-right-brained-people-love-knives/#comments Fri, 27 Jul 2018 00:41:02 -0700 fandalites.podbean.com/episode-32-left-brained-people-love-everyone-right-brained-people-love-knives-d31e1fd9b3952bf2bc884cb2f2df314e Being killed by a tunnel, or turning into a cockroach?  It's a real Rachel's Choice on this week's Fandalites!

]]> Being killed by a tunnel, or turning into a cockroach?  It's a real Rachel's Choice on this week's Fandalites!

]]> Fandalites true No 2048 43 full Minisode 1 - OOPS! All Bullshit Minisode 1 - OOPS! All Bullshit https://www.fandalites.com/e/minisode-1-oops-all-bullshit/ https://www.fandalites.com/e/minisode-1-oops-all-bullshit/#comments Mon, 30 Jul 2018 04:00:00 -0700 fandalites.podbean.com/minisode-1-oops-all-bullshit-1a7fb0f0288eb35cc73b747949da2b58 A collection of outtakes from Fandalites Episode 32 that didn't do much for the episode, but Brent liked them enough to share.  Named by @AngryAria.

]]> A collection of outtakes from Fandalites Episode 32 that didn't do much for the episode, but Brent liked them enough to share.  Named by @AngryAria.

]]> Fandalites true No 342 44 full Episode 33 - Quench Your Lake-Thirst Episode 33 - Quench Your Lake-Thirst https://www.fandalites.com/e/episode-33-quench-your-lake-thirst/ https://www.fandalites.com/e/episode-33-quench-your-lake-thirst/#comments Fri, 03 Aug 2018 07:30:00 -0700 fandalites.podbean.com/episode-33-quench-your-lake-thirst-bdc1b164f0212a7d420ab18d23a74aeb We built this community center!  We built this community center on rock AND roll!

]]> We built this community center!  We built this community center on rock AND roll!

]]> Fandalites true No 2887 42 full Episode 34 - Against All Probability a Humpback Whale Had Suddenly Been Called Into Existence Several Miles Above the Surface of an Alien Planet Episode 34 - Against All Probability a Humpback Whale Had Suddenly Been Called Into Existence Several Miles Above the Surface of an Alien Planet https://www.fandalites.com/e/episode-34-against-all-probability-a-humpback-whale-had-suddenly-been-called-into-existence-several-miles-above-the-surface-of-an-alien-planet/ https://www.fandalites.com/e/episode-34-against-all-probability-a-humpback-whale-had-suddenly-been-called-into-existence-several-miles-above-the-surface-of-an-alien-planet/#comments Fri, 10 Aug 2018 04:00:00 -0700 fandalites.podbean.com/episode-34-against-all-probability-a-humpback-whale-had-suddenly-been-called-into-existence-several-miles-above-the-surf-28a4dd9d082c4c8fed1206ef315d409d 2 Minds, 1 Body

]]> 2 Minds, 1 Body

]]> Fandalites true No 1996 45 full Episode 35 - A Wise, Mellow Dracon Beam Episode 35 - A Wise, Mellow Dracon Beam https://www.fandalites.com/e/episode-35-a-wise-mellow-dracon-beam/ https://www.fandalites.com/e/episode-35-a-wise-mellow-dracon-beam/#comments Fri, 17 Aug 2018 04:00:00 -0700 fandalites.podbean.com/episode-35-a-wise-mellow-dracon-beam-3ec6b66e6ec30ac7042344375d9b116e Marco’s dad has a girlfriend, & Marco is a HUGE jerk about it. The Animorphs are not exactly the poster children for mental health week on this episode of Fandalites!

]]> Marco’s dad has a girlfriend, & Marco is a HUGE jerk about it. The Animorphs are not exactly the poster children for mental health week on this episode of Fandalites!

]]> Fandalites true No 1595 46 full Vissersode - My Slime Layer Is So Dry & Stiff Vissersode - My Slime Layer Is So Dry & Stiff https://www.fandalites.com/e/vissersode-my-slime-layer-is-so-dry-stiff/ https://www.fandalites.com/e/vissersode-my-slime-layer-is-so-dry-stiff/#comments Fri, 24 Aug 2018 02:20:20 -0700 fandalites.podbean.com/vissersode-my-slime-layer-is-so-dry-stiff-0a073651a14db2cf7b679feaa8a425c4 There is no room for random chance in the limited human cosmology of this week's super-sized Fandalites!

]]> There is no room for random chance in the limited human cosmology of this week's super-sized Fandalites!

]]> Fandalites true No 3957 47 full Episode 36 - Vantablack Submarine Episode 36 - Vantablack Submarine https://www.fandalites.com/e/episode-36-vantablack-submarine/ https://www.fandalites.com/e/episode-36-vantablack-submarine/#comments Fri, 31 Aug 2018 04:00:00 -0700 fandalites.podbean.com/episode-36-vantablack-submarine-7bcd03163b20cc4b8e6c47a90bdc51e4 Thrill! At the astounding adventures of Doc Visser.  Gill! At the sinister plots of the inscrutable Nartec.  All this & more in this months Fandalite Tales (30¢ at your local newsstand)

]]> Thrill! At the astounding adventures of Doc Visser.  Gill! At the sinister plots of the inscrutable Nartec.  All this & more in this months Fandalite Tales (30¢ at your local newsstand)

]]> Fandalites true No 2156 48 full Episode 37 - I've Been Known to Get into Fights Some People Would Call Unnecessary Episode 37 - I've Been Known to Get into Fights Some People Would Call Unnecessary https://www.fandalites.com/e/episode-37-ive-been-known-to-get-into-fights-some-people-would-call-unnecessary/ https://www.fandalites.com/e/episode-37-ive-been-known-to-get-into-fights-some-people-would-call-unnecessary/#comments Fri, 07 Sep 2018 04:00:00 -0700 fandalites.podbean.com/episode-37-ive-been-known-to-get-into-fights-some-people-would-call-unnecessary-ab5a146c462e86af77803c322620ad0c Did they just Let the plane Go?  And crash wherever? Oh no okay they Crashed it into the yeerk pool 1998 was a different time OH NO IT WAS A HIGH RISE NO

]]> Did they just
Let the plane
Go?  And crash wherever?
Oh no okay they
Crashed it into the yeerk pool
1998 was a different time
OH NO IT WAS A HIGH RISE NO

]]> Fandalites true No 2022 50 full Episode 38 - You Are Having a Reaction to Mouth-Pleasures Episode 38 - You Are Having a Reaction to Mouth-Pleasures https://www.fandalites.com/e/episode-38-you-are-having-a-reaction-to-mouth-pleasures/ https://www.fandalites.com/e/episode-38-you-are-having-a-reaction-to-mouth-pleasures/#comments Fri, 14 Sep 2018 04:00:00 -0700 fandalites.podbean.com/episode-38-you-are-having-a-reaction-to-mouth-pleasures-569f7990bd720da5286ff18ea3712224 The Andalites are back in town (but not the good ones), Ax only cheats on Cinnabon a little & kissing is less pleasurable than chocolate.  All this & more on this week’s Fandalites!

]]> The Andalites are back in town (but not the good ones), Ax only cheats on Cinnabon a little & kissing is less pleasurable than chocolate.  All this & more on this week’s Fandalites!

]]> Fandalites true No 2126 49 full Episode 39 - Man: The Most Infuriating Scent Episode 39 - Man: The Most Infuriating Scent https://www.fandalites.com/e/episode-39-man-the-most-infuriating-scent/ https://www.fandalites.com/e/episode-39-man-the-most-infuriating-scent/#comments Fri, 21 Sep 2018 04:00:00 -0700 fandalites.podbean.com/episode-39-man-the-most-infuriating-scent-2a97ec28314767177c4c99ea8120060c They seen they principal's dick, and then the dracon beam blew up the buffalo

]]> They seen they principal's dick, and then the dracon beam blew up the buffalo

]]> Fandalites true No 1962 51 full Episode 40 - Rob Liefeld Andalite Episode 40 - Rob Liefeld Andalite https://www.fandalites.com/e/episode-40-rob-liefeld-andalite/ https://www.fandalites.com/e/episode-40-rob-liefeld-andalite/#comments Fri, 28 Sep 2018 04:00:00 -0700 fandalites.podbean.com/episode-40-rob-liefeld-andalite-3142fddf547c7f7f9e7ccde0361fb690 It turns out the Andalite bandits were here all along - they’re a beautiful suburban gay couple. Also all bees are comrades on this week’s Fandalites!

]]> It turns out the Andalite bandits were here all along - they’re a beautiful suburban gay couple. Also all bees are comrades on this week’s Fandalites!

]]> Fandalites true No 2322 52 full Megasode 4 - The Steel Cage Match of Duty Megasode 4 - The Steel Cage Match of Duty https://www.fandalites.com/e/megasode-4-the-steel-cage-match-of-duty/ https://www.fandalites.com/e/megasode-4-the-steel-cage-match-of-duty/#comments Fri, 05 Oct 2018 01:59:56 -0700 fandalites.podbean.com/megasode-4-the-steel-cage-match-of-duty-5118017a51795afa84ffc7335de436e9 Are you there Crayak? It's me, Jake.

 

Drink along with us!

Megamorphs Cocktail Recipe #4: Rachel - Warrior Princess

1 part Crater Lake Gin 1 part King's Ginger liqueur 3-4 dashes Scrappy's Firewater tincture Sparkling Rosé pince of edible pearl dust

Shake gin, ginger liqueur, firewater and pearl dust with ice. Pour into a champagne flute, top with chilled sparkling rosé.

 

]]> Are you there Crayak? It's me, Jake.

 

Drink along with us!


Megamorphs Cocktail Recipe #4: Rachel - Warrior Princess

1 part Crater Lake Gin
1 part King's Ginger liqueur
3-4 dashes Scrappy's Firewater tincture
Sparkling Rosé
pince of edible pearl dust

Shake gin, ginger liqueur, firewater and pearl dust with ice. Pour into a champagne flute, top with chilled sparkling rosé.

 

]]> Fandalites true No 4216 53 full Episode 41 - Turning the Moon into a Sun: Good Idea or Best Idea? Episode 41 - Turning the Moon into a Sun: Good Idea or Best Idea? https://www.fandalites.com/e/episode-41-turning-the-moon-into-a-sun-good-idea-or-best-idea/ https://www.fandalites.com/e/episode-41-turning-the-moon-into-a-sun-good-idea-or-best-idea/#comments Fri, 19 Oct 2018 07:20:29 -0700 fandalites.podbean.com/episode-41-turning-the-moon-into-a-sun-good-idea-or-best-idea-44a783602efe7b3530ce88571fb2bbcc Life’s cool when you share your head!  Join us on this week’s Fandalites to finally understand war.

]]> Life’s cool when you share your head!  Join us on this week’s Fandalites to finally understand war.

]]> Fandalites true No 3023 54 full Episode 42 - Not Anything You're Going to Like Episode 42 - Not Anything You're Going to Like https://www.fandalites.com/e/episode-42-not-anything-youre-going-to-like/ https://www.fandalites.com/e/episode-42-not-anything-youre-going-to-like/#comments Fri, 26 Oct 2018 02:21:10 -0700 fandalites.podbean.com/episode-42-not-anything-youre-going-to-like-e144d8b44fa8e047e67c9205ca8b2b43 It's another fucking Helmacrons book, everybody!  Thanks.  I hate it.

]]> It's another fucking Helmacrons book, everybody!  Thanks.  I hate it.

]]> Fandalites true No 2429 55 full Episode 43 - Tunneling 👏 Into 👏 The 👏 Yeerk 👏 Pool 👏 Never 👏 Works 👏 Episode 43 - Tunneling 👏 Into 👏 The 👏 Yeerk 👏 Pool 👏 Never 👏 Works 👏 https://www.fandalites.com/e/episode-43-tunneling-%f0%9f%91-into-%8f%f0%9f%91-the-%8f%f0%9f%91-yeerk-%8f%f0%9f%91-pool-%8f%f0%9f%91-never-%8f%f0%9f%91-works-%8f%f0%9f%91/ https://www.fandalites.com/e/episode-43-tunneling-%f0%9f%91-into-%8f%f0%9f%91-the-%8f%f0%9f%91-yeerk-%8f%f0%9f%91-pool-%8f%f0%9f%91-never-%8f%f0%9f%91-works-%8f%f0%9f%91/#comments Fri, 02 Nov 2018 04:00:00 -0700 fandalites.podbean.com/episode-43-tunneling-%f0%9f%91-into-%8f%f0%9f%91-the-%8f%f0%9f%91-yeerk-%8f%f0%9f%91-pool-%8f%f0%9f%91-never-%8f%f0%9f%9-9f2f6dd40fb8cd8a84a3bee53acf2c65 We like Taylor more than the Helmacrons, but both are extremely unschweet.  The unschweetest.

]]> We like Taylor more than the Helmacrons, but both are extremely unschweet.  The unschweetest.

]]> Fandalites true No 2617 56 full Episode 44 - Hop-a-long Cassie-dee in "Call of the Outback" Episode 44 - Hop-a-long Cassie-dee in "Call of the Outback" https://www.fandalites.com/e/episode-44-hop-a-long-cassie-dee-in-call-of-the-outback/ https://www.fandalites.com/e/episode-44-hop-a-long-cassie-dee-in-call-of-the-outback/#comments Fri, 09 Nov 2018 03:00:00 -0800 fandalites.podbean.com/episode-44-hop-a-long-cassie-dee-in-call-of-the-outback-155a120fb7cc23cf558eaa796c2fced7 Cassie goes "down under" in this special antipodes edition of Animorphs.

]]> Cassie goes "down under" in this special antipodes edition of Animorphs.

]]> Fandalites true No 1771 57 full Episode 45 - Barely Full of Rachels Episode 45 - Barely Full of Rachels https://www.fandalites.com/e/episode-45-barely-full-of-rachels/ https://www.fandalites.com/e/episode-45-barely-full-of-rachels/#comments Fri, 16 Nov 2018 03:00:00 -0800 fandalites.podbean.com/episode-45-barely-full-of-rachels-c4b04ad70814a57f89cb4820a2cd6842 If you don't live dangerously, Rachel's leaving.

]]> If you don't live dangerously, Rachel's leaving.

]]> Fandalites true No 2338 58 full Episode 46 - Australia is down there like "WTF, mates?" Episode 46 - Australia is down there like "WTF, mates?" https://www.fandalites.com/e/episode-46-australia-is-down-there-like-wtf-mates/ https://www.fandalites.com/e/episode-46-australia-is-down-there-like-wtf-mates/#comments Fri, 30 Nov 2018 03:00:00 -0800 fandalites.podbean.com/episode-46-australia-is-down-there-like-wtf-mates-a39dd721ab1f681a72718012345eaae8 The ramp-up part 2: there's a Visser in my Hummer Hole

]]> The ramp-up part 2: there's a Visser in my Hummer Hole

]]> Fandalites true No 1901 59 full Episode 47 - Five Beavers Are Better Than One Episode 47 - Five Beavers Are Better Than One https://www.fandalites.com/e/episode-47-five-beavers-are-better-than-one/ https://www.fandalites.com/e/episode-47-five-beavers-are-better-than-one/#comments Fri, 07 Dec 2018 03:00:00 -0800 fandalites.podbean.com/episode-47-five-beavers-are-better-than-one-ea4d9b7a224a77c1bacc9d7e2bb70f50 Leave it to Beavers this week on Fandalites!

]]> Leave it to Beavers this week on Fandalites!

]]> Fandalites true No 2744 60 full Toominsode 1 - Ready Player Ellimist Toominsode 1 - Ready Player Ellimist https://www.fandalites.com/e/toominsode-1-ready-player-ellimist/ https://www.fandalites.com/e/toominsode-1-ready-player-ellimist/#comments Fri, 14 Dec 2018 03:48:46 -0800 fandalites.podbean.com/toominsode-1-ready-player-ellimist-e397c4be6266c66140298fdb6db4d01d In the beginning there was a bird person gamer, and he said "let there be memes" and it was good.

]]> In the beginning there was a bird person gamer, and he said "let there be memes" and it was good.

]]> Fandalites true No 3471 61 full Episode 48 - The Rat King Episode 48 - The Rat King https://www.fandalites.com/e/episode-48-the-rat-king/ https://www.fandalites.com/e/episode-48-the-rat-king/#comments Fri, 21 Dec 2018 03:00:00 -0800 fandalites.podbean.com/episode-48-the-rat-king-8ab42e60fa7ee0dec10d3f20bcbb4eb3 "What kind of animorphs book you want ghostwritten?" "Just fuck me up, fam"

]]> "What kind of animorphs book you want ghostwritten?"
"Just fuck me up, fam"

]]> Fandalites true No 2331 62 full Z-Space Transmissionsode 1 - The Love Song of J. Alfred Fandalite Z-Space Transmissionsode 1 - The Love Song of J. Alfred Fandalite https://www.fandalites.com/e/z-space-transmissionsode-1-the-love-song-of-j-alfred-fandalite/ https://www.fandalites.com/e/z-space-transmissionsode-1-the-love-song-of-j-alfred-fandalite/#comments Fri, 11 Jan 2019 03:00:00 -0800 fandalites.podbean.com/z-space-transmissionsode-1-the-love-song-of-j-alfred-fandalite-f5d9e41313f225e7d7ee3de9af37d404 Games mentioned in this episode: Unknown Armies Misspent Youth Henshin! The Burning Wheel Masks

]]> Games mentioned in this episode:
Unknown Armies
Misspent Youth
Henshin!
The Burning Wheel
Masks

]]> Fandalites true No 2391 63 full Episode 49 - You Can't Eat Dignity Episode 49 - You Can't Eat Dignity https://www.fandalites.com/e/episode-49-you-cant-eat-dignity/ https://www.fandalites.com/e/episode-49-you-cant-eat-dignity/#comments Fri, 18 Jan 2019 03:00:00 -0800 fandalites.podbean.com/episode-49-you-cant-eat-dignity-1dbd2c33bd3b68e2a42c93ffe4ce7064 FEATURING ANDALITE POKEY MANS

]]> FEATURING ANDALITE POKEY MANS

]]> Fandalites true No 2219 64 full Episode 50 - HP/MP Restored! But you still can't morph shoes. Episode 50 - HP/MP Restored! But you still can't morph shoes. https://www.fandalites.com/e/episode-50-hpmp-restored-but-you-still-cant-morph-shoes/ https://www.fandalites.com/e/episode-50-hpmp-restored-but-you-still-cant-morph-shoes/#comments Fri, 25 Jan 2019 03:00:00 -0800 fandalites.podbean.com/episode-50-hpmp-restored-but-you-still-cant-morph-shoes-0a5a97c3e8803a7179e621584e60db16 Find out why lawyering is useless and means nothing on this week's Fandalites!

]]> Find out why lawyering is useless and means nothing on this week's Fandalites!

]]> Fandalites true No 1993 65 full Episode 51 - Grand Theft Animorphs Episode 51 - Grand Theft Animorphs https://www.fandalites.com/e/episode-51-grand-theft-animorphs/ https://www.fandalites.com/e/episode-51-grand-theft-animorphs/#comments Fri, 01 Feb 2019 03:00:00 -0800 fandalites.podbean.com/episode-51-grand-theft-animorphs-00ff0aa4b770ea4625ecf72a5688a52a ARE YOU BAD ENOUGH DUDES TO RESCUE THE GOVERNOR?

CW: There's discussion of child abuse in our final z-space transmission. If you'll find it distressing, please skip the last 5 minutes of this episode.

]]> ARE YOU BAD ENOUGH DUDES TO RESCUE THE GOVERNOR?

CW: There's discussion of child abuse in our final z-space transmission. If you'll find it distressing, please skip the last 5 minutes of this episode.

]]> Fandalites true No 3186 66 full Episode 52 - A National Guardsman Catch-And-Release Program Episode 52 - A National Guardsman Catch-And-Release Program https://www.fandalites.com/e/episode-52-a-national-guardsman-catch-and-release-program/ https://www.fandalites.com/e/episode-52-a-national-guardsman-catch-and-release-program/#comments Fri, 08 Feb 2019 03:00:00 -0800 fandalites.podbean.com/episode-52-a-national-guardsman-catch-and-release-program-2ce655fdbe61be25852f537529651710 "Let's get loaded and get out of here" --Naomi

]]> "Let's get loaded and get out of here" --Naomi

]]> Fandalites true No 1843 67 full Episode 53 - Asimov's Three Laws of Jake Is A Dick Episode 53 - Asimov's Three Laws of Jake Is A Dick https://www.fandalites.com/e/episode-53-asimovs-three-laws-of-jake-is-a-dick/ https://www.fandalites.com/e/episode-53-asimovs-three-laws-of-jake-is-a-dick/#comments Fri, 15 Feb 2019 03:00:00 -0800 fandalites.podbean.com/episode-53-asimovs-three-laws-of-jake-is-a-dick-67c2f066a81a1e735c3920c03fcdf5ed Tune in to this week's Fandalites for the least romantic marriage proposal imaginable.

]]> Tune in to this week's Fandalites for the least romantic marriage proposal imaginable.

]]> Fandalites true No 2259 68 full Alternasode 3 - Vore ASMR Sex Voice Alternasode 3 - Vore ASMR Sex Voice https://www.fandalites.com/e/alternasode-3-vore-asmr-sex-voice/ https://www.fandalites.com/e/alternasode-3-vore-asmr-sex-voice/#comments Fri, 22 Feb 2019 03:00:00 -0800 fandalites.podbean.com/alternasode-3-vore-asmr-sex-voice-381bd571966c8a6efd28325c55e730e2 Guess who's back, back again David's back, it's a terrible CYOA book

]]> Guess who's back, back again
David's back, it's a terrible CYOA book

]]> Fandalites true No 3113 69 full Episode 54 - You May Now Demorph Episode 54 - You May Now Demorph https://www.fandalites.com/e/episode-54-you-may-now-demorph/ https://www.fandalites.com/e/episode-54-you-may-now-demorph/#comments Fri, 01 Mar 2019 03:00:00 -0800 fandalites.podbean.com/episode-54-you-may-now-demorph-bd8406a700cc91a7269f4035c48fb3a1 Rachel died & all I got was this stupid bladeship

]]> Rachel died & all I got was this stupid bladeship

]]> Fandalites true No 1919 70 full Z-Space Transmissionsode 2 - Morphing Technology: Not That Picky Z-Space Transmissionsode 2 - Morphing Technology: Not That Picky https://www.fandalites.com/e/z-space-transmissionsode-2-morphing-technology-not-that-picky/ https://www.fandalites.com/e/z-space-transmissionsode-2-morphing-technology-not-that-picky/#comments Fri, 08 Mar 2019 02:05:12 -0800 fandalites.podbean.com/z-space-transmissionsode-2-morphing-technology-not-that-picky-55c0080a93baf0349ffcd306b17b8a18 One last mailbag, plus Brent & Jenna's thoughts on the series as a whole.

]]> One last mailbag, plus Brent & Jenna's thoughts on the series as a whole.

]]> Fandalites true No 5261 71 full