Fandalites - An Animorphs Podcast

Cassie has a crisis of faith that ends just as badly as it possibly can, until it doesn't.  Everything gets solved by Deus Ex Morphina on this week's Fandalites!

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Book 19: http://amzn.to/2Gx9mO9
The Hork-Bajir Chronicles: http://amzn.to/2EJponI

It's Hork-Bajirisode #1!  In which we learn some upsetting things about Andalites, the Hork-Bajir are very chill, and at least the grass tastes fine.

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The Hork-Bajir Chronicles: http://amzn.to/2EJponI
Book 20: http://amzn.to/2EHAxrD

Hork-Bajir Chronicles part 2: Esplin is somewhat competent so... what happened?  It's the entire series in miniature on this week's Fandalites!

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The Hork-Bajir Chronicles: http://amzn.to/2EJponI
Book 20: http://amzn.to/2EHAxrD
Book 21: http://amzn.to/2CE3GyG

There's a new animorph in town - Brent and Jenna feel *very* differently about him.  Come hear Brent rush to the defense of a white male sociopath in this week's Fandalites!

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Book 20: http://amzn.to/2EHAxrD
Book 21: http://amzn.to/2CE3GyG
Book 22: http://amzn.to/2F1R9KC

The David situation escalates!  Learn about the Letterman code, hologramception & those fucking popular kids in this week’s Fandalites.

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Book 21: http://amzn.to/2CE3GyG
Book 22: http://amzn.to/2F1R9KC
Book 23: http://a.co/2K7fvBU

This episode is the biggest bummer yet.  Rachel makes some hard choices & struggles with making some hard choices.  The Animorphs are Outrageous, insane, out of control, and violent in this week’s Fandalites!

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Book 22: http://amzn.to/2F1R9KC
Book 23: http://a.co/2K7fvBU
Book 24: http://a.co/6o7KKRW

Alan.
Fucking.
Fangor.

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Book 23: http://a.co/2K7fvBU
Book 24: http://a.co/6o7KKRW
Book 25:  http://a.co/3ZrwRDW

Go forth, mighty podcasters! Go forth into the internet! All the airwaves shall tremble before the Fandalites. All will obey us. All will be our slaves. For only we are truly worthy to be Lords of the Podcast.

- Posthumous Exhortation of the Emperor. From the log of the Fandalite ship, Galaxy Blaster

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Book 24: http://a.co/6o7KKRW
Book 25:  http://a.co/3ZrwRDW
Book 26: http://a.co/hXxfUBU

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A ANIMORPHS BOOK INTO THE SLOT. ITS THE EXTREME AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MORPHS ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, MARCO. I DO EVERY MORPH AND I DO EVERY MORPH HARD. MAKIN SHLOOPING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME VENBER BASTARDS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY ESCAPED THE NORTH POLES YEERK OUTPOST. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JERKS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE LINES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNING. THEN I LIFT

JAKE AND CASSIE KISS!!! Oh, yeah, also the Ellimist sets up a Space Jam with the alien devil.  Why would anyone ask for help from this clown college?  Find out on this week's Fandalites!