Fandalites - An Animorphs Podcast

They seen they principal's dick, and then the dracon beam blew up the buffalo

It turns out the Andalite bandits were here all along - they’re a beautiful suburban gay couple. Also all bees are comrades on this week’s Fandalites!

Are you there Crayak? It's me, Jake.

Drink along with us!

Megamorphs Cocktail Recipe #4: Rachel - Warrior Princess

1 part Crater Lake Gin
1 part King's Ginger liqueur
3-4 dashes Scrappy's Firewater tincture
Sparkling Rosé
pince of edible pearl dust

Shake gin, ginger liqueur, firewater and pearl dust with ice. Pour into a champagne flute, top with chilled sparkling rosé.

Life’s cool when you share your head!  Join us on this week’s Fandalites to finally understand war.

It's another fucking Helmacrons book, everybody!  Thanks.  I hate it.

We like Taylor more than the Helmacrons, but both are extremely unschweet.  The unschweetest.

Cassie goes "down under" in this special antipodes edition of Animorphs.

If you don't live dangerously, Rachel's leaving.

The ramp-up part 2: there's a Visser in my Hummer Hole

Leave it to Beavers this week on Fandalites!